The top 5 The PDM Selector!!! results of 29 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for The PDM Selector!!!.

#1	75.9%	Mafia Dork
#2	20.7%	Demanding Cow
#3	3.4%	Sexy Stickmen
#4	0.0%	Not an dork
#5	0.0%	Wannabe dork