The top 7 Nerd Determination Test results of 87 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Nerd Determination Test.

#1	43.7%	COMPUTER GEEK! Get away--outsiders think you're like a classical nerd, but you're really our mortal enemy.
#2	23.0%	Why are you even on a computer? Back to your Greek, you complete and utter nerd!
#3	13.8%	No, you can't write a satire about this, but I'm flattered, nerd.
#4	9.2%	You do too many drugs to be nerdy. Peace out man.
#5	4.6%	There's a hint of nerdiness there. Develop it or you may end up normal.
#6	4.6%	You try for coolness, but your natural inclination is intellectual. Come to the dark side.
#7	1.1%	You've got no idea what I'm talking about, do you.