The top 12 What is your horoscope? results of 152 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What is your horoscope?.       Rate Survey Says (5=best, 0=poor)
#1	61.8%	Your problems will not improve.
#2	15.1%	You will poke yourself in the eye with a pretzel.
#3	3.9%	You will get lost on your way to the moon.
#4	3.3%	Beware of the Pandas.
#5	3.3%	You will be electricuted by the toaster.
#6	3.3%	You will die from candy-overdose.
#7	2.6%	The monkeys are coming.
#8	2.6%	You will choke on a piece of tofu.
#9	2.0%	You will be abducted by alien chipmunks.
#10	1.3%	The teachers are watching you...
#11	0.7%	You will fail your test.
#12	0.0%	You will slip on a pickle and break your neck.