The top 12 What is your horoscope? results of 45 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What is your horoscope?.

#1	24.4%	You will poke yourself in the eye with a pretzel.
#2	13.3%	You will get lost on your way to the moon.
#3	11.1%	Beware of the Pandas.
#4	11.1%	You will die from candy-overdose.
#5	8.9%	The monkeys are coming.
#6	8.9%	You will be electricuted by the toaster.
#7	8.9%	You will choke on a piece of tofu.
#8	6.7%	You will be abducted by alien chipmunks.
#9	4.4%	The teachers are watching you...
#10	2.2%	You will fail your test.
#11	0.0%	You will slip on a pickle and break your neck.
#12	0.0%	Your problems will not improve.