The top 7 The Very Secret Diaries results of 26 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for The Very Secret Diaries.

#1	76.9%	I'm still the prettiest!
#2	15.4%	Still not king...
#3	3.8%	Sam will kill me...
#4	3.8%	The Carrot
#5	0.0%	Aloof Unavailable Elf Princess
#6	0.0%	Pervy Hobbit Fancier
#7	0.0%	Pointy wizard hat