The top 7 What's your screwed-up religion that doesn't exist? results of 160 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What's your screwed-up religion that doesn't exist?.

#1	28.8%	''The Way of Homer Simpson''
#2	23.8%	Burning Ants: A Catholic Subdivision
#3	21.3%	The House of Richard Simmons
#4	13.8%	Unified Church of Toast
#5	6.9%	Fuzzy Green Slipper Cult
#6	5.6%	You don't have a religion, you just worship Spike Spiegiel...
#7	0.0%	United Circle or Perverted Fools