The top 15 The Exorcist's Closet Official Personality Test! results of 141 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for The Exorcist's Closet Official Personality Test!.

#1	22.7%	Beatrice Linklater, the 'nice old lady'
#2	19.1%	Paul Sorenson, the Cosmic Sucker
#3	16.3%	Rei Winter, the exorcist
#4	9.2%	John Sharp, the other exorcist
#5	8.5%	Michael O'Malley, Lonni's boy-toy
#6	4.3%	Sophia, the goblin
#7	3.5%	Devin Fountaine, the bird trainer
#8	2.8%	Alowex, the zombie
#9	2.8%	Chris, the vampire
#10	2.8%	Howl, the evil spirit
#11	2.8%	The Dead Magenta
#12	2.1%	Lonni Duvall, the demon sorceress
#13	2.1%	The Fluffy Gray Kitten
#14	0.7%	A Missionary
#15	0.0%	Zhou Winter, the divine big brother