The top 3 do you have a life results of 49 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for do you have a life.

#1	81.6%	you are matt you fat ugly loser
#2	6.1%	you have no life because you took this test but i like you now
#3	4.1%	you have no life and youre on my hit list you evil bastard