The top 5 The most completely brilliant thing you have ever seen results of 27 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for The most completely brilliant thing you have ever seen.

#1	77.8%	A flying shark
#2	18.5%	Dubya passing an exam on his own merit
#3	3.7%	Dan Quayle
#4	0.0%	A bovine arborealist
#5	0.0%	The product of hallucinogenic drugs