The top 8 Which Trip District Member Are You? results of 24 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Which Trip District Member Are You?.

#1	83.3%	You are Greg! You are the lead vocalist/guitar. You are talented and cool! Only problem is that you're eye level with most people's crotches and you're going to get asthma from all the hairspray you've inhaled.
#2	16.7%	You are Todd! You are the drummer! You're new to the whole group, which is a good thing....but you're a drummer, which is a bad thing.
#3	0.0%	You are Jesse! You are the ex-drummer! You believe you're a witch and Greg kicked you out cuz he's jealous of all the mousse in your hair. Go play with your fairy buddies.
#4	0.0%	You are Joe! You are the keyboard! You fuck sheep. Go to hell. Oh yeah, people think you're a good listener, but really, get away from the sheep!
#5	0.0%	You are Kale! You are that guy the band knows. You are insane. And why do you have to show everyone your ass? Oh well, people like your crazy sense of humor, if only because you killed the last man who didn't laugh.
#6	0.0%	You are Keith! You are the other vocalist/guitar! People think you are drunk or stoned, but you're not....maybe. People like you and your bodily humor! And don't worry, being really Polish isn't a bad thing....sometimes.
#7	0.0%	You are Kelby! You are the bass player! You're a quick learner and everybody likes you. But hey, what the hell kind of name is Kelby?
#8	0.0%	You are Me! You aren't part of the band at all. You have no life and are evil.