The top 6 Which Screaming Monkey Stick Member Should You Marry? results of 29 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Which Screaming Monkey Stick Member Should You Marry?.

#1	79.3%	MC Amoeba (a.k.a. Chad)
#2	13.8%	Mr. Cliche (a.k.a. Mr. Cliche)
#3	6.9%	Ginch Puppy (a.k.a. Raine)
#4	0.0%	DJ Tuberhead (a.k.a. Kris)
#5	0.0%	Raine's big toe (a.k.a. Bob)
#6	0.0%	Sam (a.k.a. the member of the band that isn't really a member at all)