The top 5 Which is your true gender? results of 436 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Which is your true gender?.

#1	39.0%	Bestiality-I just got a dog. Don't come over.
#2	37.2%	Asexual-You reproduce by splitting. IMPRESSIVE.
#3	10.6%	Bisexual-So many choices. So little time.
#4	8.3%	Heterosexual-Well, ain't we the little trend follower?
#5	5.3%	Homosexual-Rainbows you be makin', my jolly mate!