The top 16 M*A*S*H 4077th Quizz Doo-Hickey Thingamebobby ... results of 39 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for M*A*S*H 4077th Quizz Doo-Hickey Thingamebobby ....

#1	61.5%	Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
#2	17.9%	Captain B. J. Hunnicutt
#3	5.1%	A grain of Rice
#4	5.1%	Captain John Francis Xavier "Trapper" McIntyre
#5	5.1%	The Latrine
#6	2.6%	Captain Tuttle
#7	2.6%	Major Sidney Theodore Freedman
#8	0.0%	Colonel Sam Flagg "The Wind"
#9	0.0%	Colonel Sherman T. Potter
#10	0.0%	Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger
#11	0.0%	Corporal Walter Eugene "Radar" O'Reilly
#12	0.0%	Lieutenant Father Francis John Patrick Mulcahy
#13	0.0%	Lt. Colonel Henry Braymore Blake
#14	0.0%	Major Charles Emerson Winchester III
#15	0.0%	Major Frank Marion "Ferret Face" Burns
#16	0.0%	Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan