The top 10 The 100% Funny and Useless Quiz results of 435 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for The 100% Funny and Useless Quiz.

#1	32.0%	You are green lipstick
#2	22.5%	RUN! YOU ARE DOOOOOOOMED! CHEESE!
#3	16.3%	You are in a troubled relationship with a cheeseburger
#4	13.3%	Chocolate milk puzzles you
#5	5.7%	You stole your grandma's dentures.
#6	5.1%	You will star in a re-make of "Dude Where's my Car?"
#7	2.3%	You often hurt yourself in bizzare accidents
#8	2.1%	You'll marry a hott fish boy
#9	0.7%	You will feed the animals at the zoo candy bars even when they have those "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS" signs up
#10	0.0%	Your neighbors are red-necks. I pity you.