The top 9 The What Are You Quiz? results of 27 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for The What Are You Quiz?.

#1	74.1%	God.
#2	14.8%	a dog-shaped candle.
#3	11.1%	Atari2600.
#4	0.0%	So beautiful to me.
#5	0.0%	Time magazine.
#6	0.0%	a boy band.
#7	0.0%	a drink-and-wet doll.
#8	0.0%	a sex fiend.
#9	0.0%	the reincarnation of Elvis.