The top 6 How hyper are you? results of 176 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How hyper are you?.

#1	36.4%	Don’t say the s-word! +++ Out Of Cheese Error +++ Redo From Start +++ Either you were born that way or I got to you at birth ...
#2	33.0%	Pathetic -_- To you, hyper is a five-letter word beginning with h. We’re disgusted!
#3	17.0%	Basic boringness. Doing a stupid thing is not being hyper! Idiot!
#4	6.3%	Certifiable nutcase! Here’s your admission slip to HappyLands Mental Clinic and Asylum for the Incurably Deranged. Enjoy your stay.
#5	6.3%	Globby … You know about being hyper but you haven’t really got into the swing of it, have you? Take a handful of dried frogs pills and get hyper, hey?
#6	1.1%	Poor poor you …I guess you don’t know how to be hyper … come down to the forums and learn!