The top 15 How fat are you? results of 168 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How fat are you?.

#1	28.6%	Balloon...that doesn't float away
#2	14.3%	I have a shirt that says, "I am fat"
#3	13.7%	?Que hora es?
#4	9.5%	Look! poop!
#5	7.1%	I am thinly challenged
#6	4.8%	A little bit fatter than plain fat
#7	4.2%	Yo soy delgado
#8	3.6%	The magic 8 ball says, "You are fat and to fat you shall return"
#9	2.4%	?Tu eres Espanol?
#10	2.4%	I am fatly challenged
#11	2.4%	I have a nose full of boogers
#12	2.4%	Oblate Spherical
#13	1.8%	Jajajajajajaja!
#14	1.8%	Plain fat
#15	1.2%	Really, really, really, really, really fat (fat x 10 raised to the 6th power)