The top 5 The Mikey results of 32 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for The Mikey.

#1	78.1%	Welcome to the cult.Hail Mikeys!He owns your soul.
#2	12.5%	Mikey will see you in Mikey-HELL.BURN.
#3	9.4%	*Shrug*You like Mikeys...no big deal.
#4	0.0%	*Slap*NO.Don't listen!COME JOIN US.THE MIKEY TEMPTS YOU!!
#5	0.0%	You're a drooling Mikey-Addict suffering from extreme Euphoria.