The top 3 Do YOU Hate Your Computer? results of 126 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Do YOU Hate Your Computer?.

#1	61.9%	You are back in the past, still asking, "what is a computer?"
#2	23.0%	You love your computer and need to get out more.
#3	11.9%	Throw it in the pool. You know you want to.