The top 3 SATAN LOVES YOU results of 662 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for SATAN LOVES YOU.

#1	80.7%	Potentially Satanic! At least you have that going for you...
#2	19.0%	Yes! You LOVE Satan! Hail Satan!
#3	0.0%	You are Jerry Fallwell and MUST DIE!!!