The top 5 Pope Chuck's Official Pope Selector results of 347 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Pope Chuck's Official Pope Selector.

#1	39.2%	Chuck
#2	35.4%	Trained Pigeon
#3	10.7%	Pauly Shore
#4	9.5%	Dead Opossum found on side of Interstate 12
#5	5.2%	Inanimate Carbon Rod