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Alcoholic BeveragesThe top 10 alcoholic beverage results of 51 participants.

Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for alcoholic beverage.

#1 43.1%
 
foreign beer-you think your cool but your not and deep down you know noone likes you.
#2 15.7%
 
tropical drink- you are fruity and fun. (yes by fruity i meant gay)
#3 13.7%
 
boiler maker- your a true lover of alcohol since you cant chose between liquor and beer you mix them in one glass and drink.
#4 9.8%
 
rum- if you had been born 300 years ago you would be a pirate but instead you jimmy buffet but thats still fun.
#5 3.9%
 
domestic beer- your joe everyman in your wifebeater and beergut, damn its great to be you.
#6 3.9%
 
everclear- you are a raging alcoholic and should immediately call AA
#7 3.9%
 
gin- it makes you sin. what more can you say
#8 3.9%
 
tequila- you start off quiet enough but after a while your dancing on the table and speaking in spanish even though you don't know how.
#9 2.0%
 
vodka- you are insane just like the country you come from
#10 0.0%
 
whiskey- your big and hairy, your hero include all the hank williams and kenny rogers

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