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Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Which kind of essayist are you?" by thefuriouscynic.

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The Neanderthal
The Slacker
The Phony
The Richard 'Pretentious Piece of Crap' Linklater
The Martyr (aka The Blind Ferret)
The Disease
The Total Twat
The Nerd
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