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Chad Vader, day shift manager of Empire Market. Younger brother of Darth. |
Clint Shermer, Chad's arch rival. Spoiled bully. |
Randy Morgan, the general manager of Empire Market. Has a mental breakdown. |
Clarissa, sexy cashier and sometimes love interest of Chad. |
Jeremy Wickstrom, Empire Market employee and Chad's young apprentice. Can use ''The Force'' to grab a broom. |
Weird Jimmy, Empire Market's cackling night shift janitor. Mentally imbalanced. |
Margaret McCall, new owner of Empire Market. |
Libby. Another store employee and another love interest of Chad's. |
Lloyd. A crude store employee and Clint's friend. |
Sean Banditson, a disgruntled former customer of Empire Market. |
Damien Nightshayde, strange, goth, stock boy. Popular with the ladies. |
Lionel. Another Empire Market weirdo who observes when customers ''save a lot''. |