Movies Poll: The Story of Ricky Character Selector Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "The Story of Ricky Character Selector" by Oskar. Translate: Choose from this list: Ricky Ho - The Hero of all heroes. The Warden - One crazy MoFo. The Assistant Warden - The worst Catholic of all time. Huang Chan - The most effeminate man ever [quite possible a woman posing as a man]. Taizan - A giant killing machine, able to smash people's heads and...bend metal bars. Shorty - The ugliest man ever born. He even mulitplies his ugliness with a completely retarded hair style. Hai - The coolest of the Gang of Four, having an awesome tattoo spanning his entire back. Wild Cat - He got his eye poked by some nails on the floor. Fink - The top of his head was knocked clean off. Elephant - Fattest Sumo Wrestler ever. Ate a horse once for the hell of it. The Warden's retarded son - He's fat and retarded. Hai's mute, child like god-son - I'm still trying to figure out why this kid was in prison in the first place. He acts like he's 12! One of the numerous inmates - They're always around talking trash. One of the many incompetent guards - They're never around when needed. Ricky's crazy uncle - He's crazy. Ricky's dead girlfriend - She's dead. See the newest and search for polls here: