Weird Poll: If you were a penis, what state are you in? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "If you were a penis, what state are you in?" by Jeff Hagerl. Translate: Choose from this list: Big time erection, you just shot seman and took a kid off of his bike! A nice erection A half way erection Flaccid See the newest and search for polls here: