Comics Poll: Which 8-bit Theater Character are You? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Which 8-bit Theater Character are You?" by Krakken. Translate: Choose from this list: You're Black Mage. Power is your opiate, chaos your bread, and great balls of fire are your butter. You are stubborn, ambitious, and surrounded by morons. Feel free to stab them. Your special someone may not really like you either, but don't let that stop you! You're White Mage. Can I be your friend? You help others, indulge your friends in what they want to do, and are well liked. You ask for help when you need it and have a good head on your shoulders. You are Red Mage. You know shit, and you demonstrate this at every turn. You're by-the-book, and this gets you in trouble, especially when you try to implement complicated plans. You worry about trivial things related to your hobby, which is Knowing Absolutely Everything. You're Fighter. That's really about it. You like shiny things, like swords. You spend money, say "yo" a lot, and look upon your fruitless ideas as if they had meaning. Get a clue, a life, and a job. You're Black Belt. You're a badass, taking on Cthulhu like tentacle monsters with your bare hands. But you're also quirky and a little insecure. Your hobby is your job and your job is your life, and no matter what kind of situation this puts you in, you take it seriously. This sometimes makes you go overboard, but it's a small price to pay for such an entertaining persona. You're the Thief. You make your living by your wits and your knife. By hook or by crook, you get what you want, which is money, and lots of it. You don't attack head on, don't fight at all unless you have to, and wear shoes that are kinda "that way." Despite all this, you can jump into trees and hang upside down, which makes up for the shoes, and then some. You're Princess Sara. You make the most of what you have, and generally end up helping pathetic excuses for human beings out of pity. Compassion you have, however misplaced it may be, but it's doubtful that your patience can handle the strain. You do what you can to help, but don't get too worked up over it. You're Garland. This is nothing to be proud of. You're pretty much inept, but you've got some potential. So hang in there baby! See the newest and search for polls here: