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Somebody Tell a Joke !

Posted by gonzoland 
Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 06, 2017 08:31PM
Trumpeters are in a Funk.
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 06, 2017 08:49PM
Q: What's the difference between Larry and Trumputin?

A: Trumputin is a German cockroach.


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This just in... Larry banned from Roy Moore's Victory Party...

Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 06, 2017 08:56PM
Rex. is the next to go.
Under der bus.
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 06, 2017 09:47PM
Two hobos are sitting around a campfire one night and one of them says to the other, "So how was your day today?".

"Oh it was incredible!", says the other one. "I was walking along the railroad tracks this morning and I found a beautiful woman tied to the tracks. So I untied her and brought her back to my camp and I ended up having sex with her all afternoon!"

"Wow!", said the first hobo. "That is incredible. Did you get a blow job?"

"No," said the second hobo dejectedly, "I didn't. I never found the head".

Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 06, 2017 10:22PM
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

He worked his problem out with a pencil... a No. 2 pencil.


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Alternate ending to Pondy's joke...

"Wow!", said the first hobo. "That is incredible. Did you get any head?"

"No," said the second hobo dejectedly, "I never found it."

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This just in... Larry banned from Roy Moore's Victory Party...

Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 07, 2017 07:06AM
Did you hear the joke about the three Dumbocrats who walked into a bar?

Mirabeau can't remember the setup to the joke, but the punchline is, "they all got beaten up by the Patriots."

THIS IS REALLY TOOOO EASY FOLKS!
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 07, 2017 06:57PM
What happens when you cross a Democrat with a skunk?

Don't know, because there are some things a skunk just won't do.
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 07, 2017 09:05PM
What happens when you cross a democrat with a muppet? eye popping smiley
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 09, 2017 02:04AM
What do you call a busload of Democrats that drives off an 800-foot cliff?

A good start!
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 09, 2017 02:12AM
What do you call Democrats with an IQ of 130?

A foursome.
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 09, 2017 02:19AM


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'dick' - how did that sure-thing landslide for killary work out? welcome to fake news reality. they lied to you....again and again and again
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 09, 2017 03:14AM
Ouch.
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 09, 2017 11:59PM
What's the difference between an extra-large pizza and a typical male Democrat voter?

An extra-large pizza can feed a family of four.
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 10, 2017 02:24AM
a joke.... a sick joke...on us



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'dick' - how did that sure-thing landslide for killary work out? welcome to fake news reality. they lied to you....again and again and again
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 10, 2017 04:25AM
Three city council members on their way to a meeting are killed in a car wreck. Two are white and one is black.

Upon entering Heaven St. Peter is charged with giving them a simple test for admission into the Heavenly Kingdom.

St. Peter chooses a spelling test, and asks the first white guy to spell "cat," which he does.

St. Peter then asks the second white guy to spell "dog," which he does.

St. Peter then asks the black guy to spell "chrysanthemum."
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke !
October 10, 2017 06:14AM
correction. someone tell a funny joke.
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