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Brace Yourself—The World Comes To An End—TODAY!

Posted by Wholly Babble 
Brace Yourself—The World Comes To An End—TODAY!
October 08, 2015 06:06PM
I know what you’re thinking: “Really? Another apocalypse? Like, today? Right now? Why didn’t someone call me? I am not dressed properly. I don’t nearly have enough propane, leather, bullets, zombie repellent, tequila.”

Well, too bad for you. For us. Apparently we should’ve all been listening far more closely to the savvy prophecies and deeply intelligent calculations of brilliant Christian leader Chris McCann, head of some Philly-based online clan called eBible Fellowship, because apparently ‘iBible’ was already taken.

According to McCann, humanity’s time has run out. “It’ll be gone forever. Annihilated.” That’s right: Doomsday is set for sometime today, October 7, 2015, in the Year of Our Lord Who is Constantly Rolling His Eyes and Face-Palming.

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Re: Brace Yourself—The World Comes To An End—TODAY!
October 08, 2015 06:28PM
Point of order... today is October 8, 2015. Does that mean god hates us so much he didn't end the world because he didn't want us showing up at the Pearly Gates?
HHH
Re: Brace Yourself—The World Comes To An End—TODAY!
October 08, 2015 09:20PM
Actually, our calendar is not correct according to end days prophecy. The end of the world is actually Porfreembo 42, 2569. Better be ready!

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Re: Brace Yourself—The World Comes To An End—TODAY!
October 08, 2015 09:34PM
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Re: Brace Yourself—The World Comes To An End—TODAY!
October 08, 2015 09:42PM
Today? What time today? Do you know?

Hope I'm not at work when it ends. (<-- spoken like a true American!)
Re: Brace Yourself—The World Comes To An End—TODAY!
October 08, 2015 09:45PM
If you're out fishing. screw the bag limit.
Re: Brace Yourself—The World Comes To An End—TODAY!
October 08, 2015 09:48PM
Careful, the AGW cult will believe this.
HHH
Re: Brace Yourself—The World Comes To An End—TODAY!
October 08, 2015 10:54PM
What will the Earth Revolves Around the Sun cult think?

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What kind of genius loses a billion dollars in a year?
Re: Brace Yourself—The World Comes To An End—TODAY!
October 08, 2015 11:57PM
Reminds me of the "Beyond the Fringe" skit. "Not quite the conflagration we expected." "Never mind we have to have a winner one day."

At the Scopes Monkey Trial, Clarence Darrow gave a brilliant speech, but the cynical journalist H.L. Mencken told him "You may as well have shouted it up a waterspout in Outer Mongolia for all the effect it will have on your listeners ..

Ditto here.
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