The top 10 How big of a loser are you? results of 75 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How big of a loser are you?.

#1	49.3%	A worthless pile of dog shit
#2	28.0%	Andy
#3	13.3%	Shane
#4	5.3%	Spud
#5	2.7%	Brandons mom
#6	1.3%	The JUICE!!!!!!!
#7	0.0%	Kanakie
#8	0.0%	Lauren
#9	0.0%	Mr. Touchy Feely
#10	0.0%	Starkey