The top 5 Are you a Malkavian? results of 204 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Are you a Malkavian?.

#1	30.9%	If you find you are falling into madness, dive- Malkavian proverb
#2	24.5%	You have plenty of friends. Its just that nobody else can see them...
#3	18.6%	Minor inbalence. stop waiting our time.
#4	16.2%	COMPLETELY NUCKIN FUTZ!! WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!
#5	9.8%	Did THEY send you? LIAR!! GO HOME BEFORE I SIC MY TRAINED ATTACK HAMSTER ON YOU!!! **squeek squeek**