Have you ever lied to your parents about any of the following: sex, sexual orientation, roommate, drugs, alcohol, car wrekcs, unexplained phone bills, anything on the internet, grades, friends, stolen money, lost money, stolen or lost cell phone, or borrowed car?
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False
Have you ever committed any of the follwing atrocities: murder, theft, arson, oral sex, run for office, smoked a joint, killed a hamster (even by accident), boycotted napster, destroyed napster (Thanks for nothing, Lars!!), screwed your roommate, screwed your roommate's mom/dad, participated in any type of e-drama, or mailed anthrax to your local neighborhood senator?
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False
Have you ever lived in any of the following places: Oklahoma, Arizona, Nevada, Hawaii, Cuba, Oak Cliff, Oak Lawn, Connecticutt, Florida, Washington D.C., Texas Governor's Mansion (since 1994), or East Hollywood Blvd.?
True
False
Do you believe in He who is called any of the following: God, Allah, Jehova, Yahwey, Jesus, The Holy Ghost, Hare Krishna, Buddha, Moroni, Mormon, Brigham Young, Billy Graham, Jebus, or Great Gooka Mukai?
True
False
Do you quote any of the following on a daily basis: Bible, Quran, Torah, Book of Mormon, Dictionary, Thesaurus, Encyclopedias, History Books, Constitution, Declaration of Independence, Magna Carta, or any of the instructions on a bottle of Preparation H?
True
False
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