#1 | 20.8%
| Susan Sto Helit - A teacher by profession. Logical and highly intelligent. Also Death's granddaughter. Genetics has a lot to answer for. | |
#2 | 17.9%
| Esme "Granny" Weatherwax - Unofficial leader of the Lancre coven. An independant and intelligent woman with a powerful code of morals and a will of iron. | |
#3 | 13.1%
| Agnes "Perdita" Nitt - A practical and perceptive young witch with an unusually split personality and a double-jointed singing voice. | |
#4 | 6.5%
| Rincewind - Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography. A cowardly, but essentially kind-hearted wizard and unintentional adventurer. | |
#5 | 5.8%
| DEATH - The Ultimate Reality. An anthropomorphic personification. Likes cats and curry. Would like to be liked. | |
#6 | 5.2%
| Cpn. Carrot Ironfoundersson - Of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Honest and friendly, a dwarf by adoption and probable heir to the throne. | |
#7 | 5.0%
| Lord Havelock Vetinari - Machiavellian and nearly-benevolent ruler of Ankh-Morpork. A worryingly cool-headed scholar of human nature. | |
#8 | 4.9%
| Sgt. Delphine Angua - Of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. A smart young woman three weeks of the month and a very useful wolf the rest of the time. | |
#9 | 4.0%
| Cohen The Barbarian - A barbarian hero, man and boy and senior-citizen. Straightforward, unsentimental and in the habit of surviving. | |
#10 | 2.9%
| Magrat Garlick - A self-conscious and apologetic young witch and new-age herbalist. Queen of Lancre and recently a mother. | |
#11 | 2.9%
| Archancellor Mustrum Ridcully - Of Unseen University. A larger-than-life, boistrous man of the huntin'-and-fishin' variety. Not as stupid as he seems. | |
#12 | 2.6%
| Prof. Dinwiddie (The Bursar) - Of Unseen University. A wizard of a kindly and nervous disposition. So far round the bend he couldn't poke sanity with a long pole. | |
#13 | 2.0%
| Lady Sybil Ramkin - Duchess of Ankh. A practical and friendly member of the aristocracy. An authority on breeding swamp dragons. | |
#14 | 1.8%
| Twoflower - The Discworld's first tourist. A frustratingly good-natured innocent you wouldn't expect to survive five minutes. | |
#15 | 1.7%
| Cpl. Cheri Littlebottom - Of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. A forensics expert, she was the first dwarf to embrace the use of the female pronoun. | |
#16 | 1.0%
| The Librarian - An orang-utan, following a magical accident in the library. Likes books, bananas and music. | |
#17 | 0.9%
| Cpl. Cecil "Nobby" Nobbs - Of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. An old-school guard and petty thief, but a romantic at heart. | |
#18 | 0.6%
| Gytha "Nanny" Ogg - A senior witch of Lancre. An earthy and good-natured old lady with an inappropriate sense of humour. Matriarch of the huge Ogg clan. | |
#19 | 0.6%
| Sir Samuel Vimes - Of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Came from humble beginnings to become Duke of Ankh. A decent, if cynical, man. | |
#20 | 0.0%
| Sgt. Frederick Colon - Of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. An old-school guard of old-fashioned views, just trying to stay out of trouble. | |